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Mike's Photos From The Road #180
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the mayan ruins at palenque, mexico. it was 12,000 degrees (celsius) there that day. i walked the grounds with a kiwi named chris. we didn't get a guide so i don't know much about what i saw...so here comes the bullshit.
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first look at the pyramids of palenque. lot more people here than at tikal...probably because it was a sunday. and it was free to get in that day. and the first 200 people in the doors got a free mummified mayan head to take home.
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it was so hot that ice cream was melting.
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wait...that last caption was not witty at all. let me try again.
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it was so hot that you could fry an egg on the sidewalk.
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ok, now that last caption was worse than non-witty it was a cliche. i hate cliches and will never use one again. let me try something funny and witty and unique.
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it was so hot that, uhhh, ummmmm, that chris my kiwi traveling buddy knelt down to take a picture.
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that last one was no good either. ok, it was so hot that this guy was calling, uhhhhh, calling...someone. shit.
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ok, here's one: it was so hot that even ugly chicks looked pretty. no? no.
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again: it was so hot that ... no, another approach, it was hotter than the steering wheel of a car parked on the sun.
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it was hotter than a monkey, uhhhh, ummm, eating a, ummmmm, chile covered, uhhhh, flaming banana, ummmmm, while sitting on an asphalt street in, uhhhhh, las vegas. in july. on a hot day. damn.
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ok, i can do this. i can do this. it was hotter than...no i can't.
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yes i can: it was hotter than two naked supermodels wrestling in boiling oil. fuck.
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i got it! it was so hot that it melted the part of my brain that used to be funny! hey hey!
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